Ever wanted a second use for those old floppy disks you have laying around?
Trying to make a point to that creepy, stalker guy in the cube across from you?
Try a 3 1/2 floppy to the temple, and a large file box to the gut!
This and more from a seemingly ancient book on self defense for women in the office. I would hate to see what they could do with a barcode scanner, or modern laser printer.
What do you get when you cross a parasitic Xenomorph and small pill candies?
Why you get the Aliens Pez Dispenser, of course.
I doubt they actually sell this, but it is still awesome. Now if they had only come up with a Alien queen version, that had little candy pods that came out.
